WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)


Dear ______,

I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You 

should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. 

If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I 

would build a _______ just 

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. 

We could __________ under the stars. 


(P.S. ______________.)

Dear lover, I lov yhu. Yhu have a nice ass-cot…. You make meh thirsty… for sprite.. no coke is stronger. You and I should mate one day. Someday I will die. You + me me = humans. If I saw you now I’d die because there are no stores around for pepsi… I mean coke. I want to love you. I would build a cokeman just for you. If you could sing any song it would be whatever you wanted to sing. We could drink under the stars. Love, Your lover P.S Jesus cured my thirst byeh lmao




if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be

Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.

catastrophically loud 

XD I love how smart these people are